"…then slowly kiss down your chest…over your stomach, whilst stroking the inside of your thigh."
I came across this Craigslist Ads today while browsing for fun. Uh oh, can’t believe a soul would offer this service in bold under Customer Service category.
If you're not satisfied with this insane service, here's another finger licking good opening: GET PAID TO ABUSE A PATHETIC MALE TODAY TONIGHT ASAP
Naughty, eh? I’m wondering if a lonely lad eats this ad.